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Beef
Nah I love beef…exposures and all that. As long as I aint getting exposed lol…so disregard this.

Txt It…Txt The Kick
This the corniest shit I’ve ever seen on facebook. Where did this come from? Who invented this shit? I really need to know like yesterday its origin, so I can throw my shoe at them and put em in a finger four. Here’s an example “I just left the club and I’m super hot…txt it”….Aight off the strength of you blatantly telling me to text you. Just drove me in repulse to not even grab my phone, rub the sweat off my thumbs to enter the required keys to put my words/sentences together for the appropriate text.

Same Outfit…20 Different Poses…50 Pictures
I know females like to get all cute and take shit loads of pics. But, I could understand if its an actual photoshoot with pictures taking from a professional photographer not using a 5 megapixel camera. Word of advice just limit yourself to 3 pictures at most of the same outfit lol. Also since when thumbnail sized pics was coo? Another add on who has time to take pictures of every movement and every sequence formation of dance that you did while at a party. Ya know them books where you flip through them super fast and gives off the image on each page gives off an illusion thats it moving. That’s exactly what your shit’ll look like man..refrain from all that…and all these sweaty ass head shot pics looking from birds eye view.

Boo..(Thinking Of Her…Missing Him…Love My Boo..Just Left My Hubby House Had Fun…Can’t Wait To See Her…Muah Muah Muah To My Boo)
Shouts to all the cakesters..and cakettes. This shit is comedy to me right here. Don’t get me wrong love its a beautiful thing. But leave majority of that shit between ya. No I’m not jealous nor envy the couples, I’m good with being single now. Niggas need to know not to overly express your love for each other in public or should I say networking websites. Ever heard of the phrase “Get A Room”. Well get one…Motel 8 is cheap as fuck with stinky ass carpet.

Attention Whores…
Sometimes I post shit if something something stupid happen or interesting for me to let my fellow facebookers know. But lately I have been seeing pathetic status updates. Like “I’m Sad”…I’m Bored”…”I Need A Man Who Treats Me Right”…Ya deserve the figure four man…Who the fuck cares. And of course no later then a minute someone thirsty gone come to the rescue with a comment pertaining to whatever the status update is. To each its own tho.

Relationship Updates..Are You Single Or Not Make Up Your Mind
Damn facebook have the fastest relationships ever documented. Hmm Jessica is a relationship with Nick. Two days later Jessica is engaged to Nick. Two weeks later Jessica and Nick has ended their relationship. Sometimes I think people just put that just to see what people will say. Or to make them not feel so worthless…damn should this go in the attention whore category?…Nah

Rap Lyrics/RnB Lyrics
I’m no guru but 90% of them time when a female post a lyric. It has something to do with whats going on with them. Most of the time it deals with relationships. Niggas just post lyrics up because its a hot line. Or they want to be the first nigga to post it up on some exclusive shit. I don’t mind this, but enough with the Drake’s “I just wanna be successful” lyrics. I wanna be successful too you feel me. Shit DARK-SKIN.COM wants to be successful also. Hov lyrics never gets old though lol.

God
Aight…please don’t hate me on this… But be easy…calm down on putting GOD in EVERY SINGLE STATUS THAT YOU PUT UP…You just uploaded a pic twerking a nigga Or A nigga uploaded a pic of him toting guns..Then updating your status with psalms aint a good look…Come on fam…..You think GOD would agree with that?..figure four.

I def didn’t cover everything just wanted to put this out here. Let me know what you think or add on to it.

Damn….BMF who?

Props to Mr. Reggie At Uptowns.net

Aint nothing greater then when your slowing, but gently pulling her pants off exposing her Victoria Secret lace panties I would hope or shit something of that stature. Once that moment happens you know your in there like swimwear (unless her moms pulling up that means either she’s a high school chick, is home from college or someone needs a spot). To continue, your later pulling down her panties and your noticing that look in her eye, she’s probably biting her lips anticipating you to just take her away. That whole tender moment can come to halt when you realize BOOM! her hair around her pussy looks like a colony of ants. You know that feeling when you looking down and see hundreds of ants together that shit gives you the chills right? Sometimes you don’t even gotta touch the panties you can tell from the surface that its wildlife going on down there. On the real you probably gone have to just slide your hand down that to see what your getting yourself into. I feel that its a bad look to have the WHOLLLLLLLEEEEE REGION just covered up with pubic hair as if you were alongside Tom Hanks in Castaway. Ladies Ladies Ladies you’re grown women the hair game gotta be upgraded. You shave your armpits right? You get your hair done, you make sure those legs are smooth and rid of any site of follicles. Eyebrows are plucked to the T or even drawn in with a marker(what ever floats your boat) Can’t forget the unlucky ones who get they mustache and chin shaved…poor ladies. You’re doing all that hair removal but isolating the pussy who’s crying out for some breathe room. So I’ve included 3 possible ways to groom that love region.

Landing Strip

Low Trimmed Diamond

My Personal Fav….The G.I. Jane

This Get The Fuckery Face

Don’t get me wrong though If Lauren London had Jumanji going on down there i’ll still hit haha I’m just a nigga. One last thing don’t forget them ass crack hairs too haha.

-STAIN

First, I want to say no I’m not a fashion expert, but I’m far from a bum ass nigga if you think otherwise well I don’t give a damn. Niggas been asking me where I get this from and where I get that so obviously I’m doing something right. Sooooooooooooooooooo I decided to come up with a guide to help the fellas out in a dire need of getting fresh.  If you disagree be sure to voice your opinion. I’m always up to prove someone wrong  lol. Shouts to Harajuku Barbie for inspiring me to make this.

BALANCE
Niggas need to know that wearing elongated tees makes you looks like a cartoon character. You’ll look irregular. The anatomy of the body shows that the legs are actually longer then the upper body. So why the fuck would you wear big ass jeans and a big ass shirt damn near surpassing the jeans. Only big niggas (pause) should get a pass to wear the big clothes. Shit was aight in the high school days (circa 05) hmmmm after 07 ish. I was stubborn, it did take me a take me a while to break it. So fitted jeans slimmer jeans is a yes go for me because IMO it makes me look cleaner and I’m 5′8.9999 (which is average haha) and Im not tryna look anymore shorter than I’m already am or frail. You also have to learn when you wear super small shirts then your jeans is AND only going to have to be fitted jeans. If not you’ll like a pear (you following me camera man?…word to shamwow). Not skinny jeans though..those are homo emo status. Unless you are that…Do You. Another thing to add on to jeans is cuff once only. Quadruple cuffed jeans were only invented for when you’re mopping a floor up or some shit.

INTERNET > MALLS…AND BOUTIQUES > MALLS
In my opinion, I feel that majority of the urban brands are really in the graveyard right now (ie Coogi, Aka, Roca). I notice the lack of creativity, plus its over overly saturated and everyone is wearing it. It’s a big chance of catching someone wearing the exact same fit as you did. Your best bet is stray away from the malls and rather grab stuff from boutiques. If you don’t live close to one, the internet is the best bet and I have a plenty of sites on the sidebar of the frontpage.

STAY AWAY FROM TRENDS
G-Shocks is pretty fresh. Im not a watch dude right now though so you’ll never see me in G-Shocks and I won’t participate in a trend thats already been runned down crazy. Im not knocking people who rock them though. I am knocking people who is still wearing arab scarfs around they neck or over they head though. I would be lieing if I said I seen what a rapper was wearing and didn’t get persuaded to cop it because I did. Celebs do set trends. But then again you have to add your orginality because your looking to set yourself apart from others right?..So it’s not a good look to have you and all your niggas wear some arab scars and G-Shocks because then you’ll look like muslim woman trying to rap.

ALL BLACK IS ALL WAK
Only way this would work is on some funeral shit or basically formal attire, but def not on some I’m tryna get fresh shit. Wheres the contrast? Why wear a BLACK shirt, BLACK undershirt, BLACK jeans, BLACK fitted and BLACK kicks? Only security gaurds do that. You got to avoid it. I’m an all BLACK ass nigga. I aint tryna look like I’m related to fam on the pedestrian sign.You can wear BLACK Jeans but not ALL BLACK jeans notice I finally emphasized another word. Instead, roc jeans with some grey wash, medium wash even light wash whos gives a fuck. Raw denim is coo also. One thing to never do is……this right here is all bad..fuckery…..at its finest. What I’m talking about is wear all black clothing with white kicks. Unless your N.W.A.

FITTEDS
Fat Joe told you to keep your stickers on. OK. Aight Fat Joe, that was a good idea, but in reality it’s wak. Why because fitteds seems to get dirty much quicker they attract dust. Let’s say your sticker gets fucked up. How would you resolve that? Just have a BIG ass blank looking circle on top of your brim? Take off a sticker from another hat and place it onto that stickerless fitted(even though the fitted is a different size…niggas won’t know though)? Or as your last resort, buy another one. To save you all the trials and tribulations is as soon as you buy the fitted take all the stickers off. That’s easy right? Another thing is to try and avoid all white fitteds or all white based fitted(aight it depends on the fit) shits just ain’t flying right. They a disaster and more liable to get dirty. ONLY NEW ERA IS ACCEPTABLE….but some retro snapback boys can get a pass. Pinwheel fitteds are ass cheeks. All-over print fitteds are ass cheeks..well anything al-lover print is ass cheeks

DONT OVER MATCH OR OVER COORDINATE
You really don’t want to be looked as one color. It’s best to switch it up like you got majority green shoes right? You wear a majority green shirt yellow/red specs..Then you wear a majority green hat yellow/red specs…Thats ok to a certain extent, but what looks better is to sometimes concentrate on the small things. Bring those out more and your fit won’t look to choreagraphed like if that makes any sense. What to do is wear a white shirt with green/yellow/red on it. Matter fact you dont even have to include all the colors in your shirt thats in your kicks.

SHORTS
Imma keep this short…denim shorts is a no go. Only cargos…linen boys or jeans.

ROTATION
I know a lot of people ain’t blessed with crazy bread I myself aint. I’ve seen niggas posing with like 5 kicks laying on they bed sayin “You aint got these” or “Step ya kick game up” thinkin they doooooooooooooooin it. You do have to learn to switch shit up and make the meager amount of clothes or kicks you have lol work the best way you can. So don’t wear the same shit every day and the same shit to the last event last week its pretty obvious.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST STOP WEARING FAKE SHIT!!!! ITS 2009 NO EXCUSES I SHOULD COME UP WITH A FAKE OF THE DAY CATEGORY BUT NAHH

In conclusion, just keep what I said in mind you don’t have to abide to this. There are numerous resources.  But don’t start dressing like me though just have to get that straight lol.  This is my opinion so of course people will disagree and think otherwise. Be sure to always do you though and never worry about what other people say cuz old people wear the orthopedic double strap kicks you think they give a damn? One last thing I didn’t speak on high end brands or old head shit because thats not my lane really.

-STAIN

“I guess I got my swagger back, mama they say I killed a man well I guess the dagger back” -Jay-Z
Off the Blueprint…argueably Jay-z’s best album to date. Released on that unfaithful day of September 11, 2001. No clue who was the first rapper to enlist it in their rhymes, but I know for sure Hov jumpstarted it. Now everyone from the dope boys to the A-List celebs to the normal everyday people including it in they vocab. Check your facebook friends, count how many people have swag in they middle name. (ie Ashley MySwagIsBetterThanYours Williams). The captions on the myspace and facebook pictures swag is more prominent than punctuations. Straight up epidemic, unhuh shits everywhere.

The difference between me and a handful of others is I kept it to a minimal. Too much of a good thing will kill you. Heard about the lady who participated in a radio contest to win a Nintendo Wii? She was handed eight-ounce bottles of water to drink every 15 minutes. She later died from water intoxicating. Yeaaaa shits real, even though that don’t have nothing to do with swag you can catch my drift though.

Back on topic…Ever since Jim Jones made the rockstar trend popular for the urban culture and the I was born in 1991, but I like these bright green reeboks 80’s fashion craze the world been in an uproar. Everyone seems to have it and to the ones who claim they have it, downplay anyone who claims they have it. I want someone to tell me how you have swag when your wardrobe is all knockoff and fugazi. The LV scarfs that you copped from the corner store or the kicks you grabbed from some hustlers trunk. Do that mean you have swag? Naaaaaaw fuck outta here. I’m seeing people using it as an excuse to uplift themself. Nope I know you, you borrowed clothes from someone who borrowed clothes from a cat who got it from the hustler’s trunk. Who copped that from the corner store. Shits not cool. Your whole is style is irrelevant and not even original.

So what is the alternate word? Could it be Cam’rons aura or the word fresh maybe fly. They all damn near in the same bracket as swag. The fuckery has to end now though. Shits an ongoing neverending phase on some white flying dog shit. Time for people to find another niche. Look how quick bling bling died out once White America (no disrespect) got a hold of it. Just when I thought it was dying down ‘Swagger Like Us’ came and went. ‘Turn My Swag’ on came and kind of still here. Now we have these corny F.L.Y. Swag Surfing niggas “Im clean like dish detergent” (which is a horrible attempt at a simile) trying to rejuvinate the flame which in my opinion got drenched out by water years ago. So to the ones who’s telling me what gives me the right to say a word is dead. You might be the ones whose SwaggerifficIsOnAnotherLevelOfSwagger huh? hmmmmmmmmmm

-STAIN